It's not a flex to survive a horror movie. The real flex is to be the one who caused all the dread and fear.
- Alvin Soprano
I only talk to cats and pretty girls.
- Alvin Soprano
Electroshock therapy could fix me so hard.
- Alvin Soprano
Looking back at the live action stuff I made back in the film school cringes me to my bones.
- Alvin Soprano
I may be all kinds of evil, but never evil enough to add a song to my posts and bleed my followers' ears out.
- Alvin Soprano
If she really loved you, she'd hex you.
- Alvin Soprano
My mind is never not blurry and grainy.
- Alvin Soprano
Motion blur filters can turn any pic into an album cover if your crop game is strong.
- Alvin Soprano
Maturing is realizing Nick Carter was never the love of your life. It was AJ McLean all along.
- Alvin Soprano
Oh, to be a dumb bitch... Drinking all that voodoo shit, thinking it's a herbal weight loss smoothie.
- Alvin Soprano
I'd be a lot happier if I lived in Vancouver.
- Alvin Soprano
There are days when getting out of bed feels like an accomplishment. And honestly, I'm okay with that.
- Alvin Soprano
Sometimes the most devastating breakup is when I have to delete a corrupted Sims 4 save file.
- Alvin Soprano
If you looked through all my phases, you'd think they were different people auditioning for the same role.
- Alvin Soprano
All I want is all the Sims and horror content in the world on my feed. Is that too much to ask!
- Alvin Soprano
Thank you, life! You're a babe for killing me subtly, even though not softly.
- Alvin Soprano
Bram Stoker did my boy Vlad dirty with his old timer Western imagination, but it's still one of my favorite novels to read every now and then.
- Alvin Soprano
(People think) That I’m dark or depressed because I make horror. I’m not. I make horror films because it gives me clarity. I laugh a lot. I love memes. I’m very silly in private. I just happen to be interested in the emotional and spiritual weight of things. That’s not sadness. That’s just my nature.
- Alvin Soprano
I just want to be good at what I do. I want to create things that people remember, not because of me, but because it made them feel something they couldn’t explain. That’s the goal. Everything else—followers, views, press—that’s all just noise.
- Alvin Soprano
I don’t like the internet. I grew up online, and I saw what it can do to people.
- Alvin Soprano
I want my work to speak for itself. That’s why I delete everything sometimes. Not out of drama, but because I just need silence.
- Alvin Soprano
I’m not trying to be an influencer. I just want to keep creating what I create without trying to be a sell out.
- Alvin Soprano
Even if I’m not releasing anything, I’m still building scenes or writing.
- Alvin Soprano
There’s never been a point where I wasn’t creating in some way. I just don’t always share it.
- Alvin Soprano
I don’t “play” games the way most people do. I use them to make movies. That’s been the way it is since I was twelve.
- Alvin Soprano
I only talk to cats and pretty girls.
- Alvin Soprano
The horror here isn’t the fear of death. It’s the awareness of time, and how little we really have.
- Alvin Soprano